Thursday, February 7, 2008

Super Bowl, etc.

I'm not a big Giants fan, in fact I root for the pathetic Cincinnatti Bengals, but Sunday's Super Bowl victory was one of the sweetest thing I've seen in sports. How awesome was it that "The Fates" allowed the Patriots to win EVERY game EXCEPT the one that COUNTS! Sweeeet!

Back to the Bungals and another reason I'm Grumpy - the problem is that, originally the Bengals had the cheapest owner in the league (Paul Brown), but he was a football genius. Now, all they have is the cheapest owner in the league (Mike Brown), who is NOT a football genius.

I wore my Bengals shirt on Super Bowl Sunday and several people said - "Hey. They're not playing." No kidding.

Other thoughts:

Roger Clemens - keep on denying it. Unless they have test results, no amount of physical evidence provided by you weasly-ex-friend can prove you took steroids.

Pedro Martinez - uh... legal or not in your homeland, dontcha think folks back in the backwards old USA might think differently about cockfighting? Dude, we have organizations that tell kids that their fishermen dads are killers:

Children will read: “Imagine that a man dangles a piece of candy in front of you. ... As you grab the candy, a huge metal hook stabs through your hand and you’re ripped off the ground. You fight to get away, but it doesn’t do any good... That would be an awful trick to play on someone, wouldn’t it? http://www.fishinghurts.com/feat-newcomic.asp







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